Pro*gres*sive [pruh-gres-iv]
-adjective
1. favoring or advocating progress, change, improvement...
2. making progress toward better conditions

Related forms:
pro*gres*sive*ly, adverb
pro*gres*sive*ness, pro*gres*siv*ity, noun

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Mr. BOOM BOOM Man

Here he comes!
Distorted bass
nearly three blocks away
I wait
at the mercy of the traffic light
waitin
n waitin
for it to change
from red to green
so I won't have to deal
with him . . .
Mr. BOOM BOOM Man.

But my rearview mirror
it doesn't lie
n pumping his system
from my behind
I see his calling card
baby lavender twinkle lights
hugging a chrome-plated license plate
five-digit proclamation:
Double O Bad
coming at me!

A fifty-pound medallion
heaving a hickey-stained neck
closer
to the center of his manhood:
his beeper.
He pulls up slowly . . .
lowered Nissan mini truck
fills the vacancy on my left
n as the automatic tinted window
makes it slow way down,
I start to wonder
Why,
why can't I be like the cool girls
and like the cars that go:
BOOM BA BOOM . . . ?

Dig the way quarters
bounce off vinyl roofs?
Funky, fresh and stoopid
they say.

But then a flash
of gold gilded teeth
blinds my thoughts
n Mr. BOOM BOOM
shouts out:
Hey!
Sen-yo-reeeeta!
mamacita!
You speak English?
Hey . . . YOU
I'm talkin' to you . . .
aaah, you deaf bitch!

And then
I remember.

I wanna yell out,
Yeah, I speak English,
Pig Latin too
so Uckfay Offay
Mr. BOOM BOOM
Take your fade
n f-f-fade away!

But the light has turned green
n I don't have the time
(or the balls, really)
I take off
FAST
leaving behind
Mr. BOOM BOOM
Bu-foon.

-Michele Serros

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